Talking Tania

 Talking Tania

Hello Dear Friend! Please don’t read this book! Yes you! I’m talking to you! I ask a million times please! Don’t read this book!
Thank you :)
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Finally at last after 2 flights, 1 horse ride, 3 taxis and an hour walk they were here!
Tania and her family were on the biggest ship in the whole world! 
It had water slides as big as the sky tower,
Lemonade as fresh as a bloomed blossom and food as yummy as can be.
It was Tania’s first day at the ship and of course she was already causing trouble.
Now you may be wondering, What could someone with a CRAZY talking addiction possibly do? Well… It's only been 15 minutes and she's only bursted 10 peoples ear drums, Which her record is normally 40 so it's not that bad. Anyway you must be thinking, It can’t get any worse...Right?
*pause* Your completely wrong
An hour goes by and Tania has now bursted 35 people's eardrums and somehow managed to push a middle aged lady off the boat! 
How did she manage to push a middle aged lady off the boat? Well lucky for you I’m about to tell you. 
*REWIND* 
‘’ Did you know that!...’’ says Tania
‘’Ummm’’ says the confused lady
Tania walks up to the lady as she talking which forces the the lady to walk backwards
‘’Ummm please stop...You're going to push me off the-’’ But before Tania knew it she had completely pushed the lady off the boat!
*SPLASH*
As the lady was yelling at Tania, Tania was standing there talking to the imaginary friend she made at the age of four! Not to mention she's now twelve years old.
Anyway Tania slowly starts walking back to her cabin on the ship. But, as she walks past one of the chefs on her way she notices that there is a big glass statue in the lounge area on the ship, She walks up to it and suddenly she hears a voice…
‘’Her! That's the girl that pushed me off the ship!’’
Tania spins around and surprisingly standing next to the lady was the captain of the ship! 
Taina tries to run but as she's about to escape the captain she runs right into the statue!
*CRASH* 
Everyone stops, mouths open wide staring at the girl 
‘’Oh, and you’ll be paying for that or you’ll be carving out a new one!’’ Smirks the captain 
Obviously Tania couldn’t afford to buy a new one so instead she had to carve a new one, exactly the same as the old one.
So there you have it my friend! This book was written in 1964 and legend has it she’s still carving the statue today!
The End